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Pit Stop
Racer Jacob (unsa1ted)
Race Number 7
Date Thu, 5 Mar 2026 19:57:24
Speed 51 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 94.5%
Rank 1st place (out of 5)

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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
— (book) by Ed McCarthy (see stats)

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