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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer punchistic (punchistic)
Race Number 211
Date Mon, 20 Oct 2025 18:55:35
Speed 95 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 96.1%
Rank 4th place (out of 4)
Opponents flapjackstax (2nd place) richivinsky (1st place) yatin01 (3rd place)

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Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.
— (other) by Trey Parker, Matt Stone (see stats)

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