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Race Result Details |
| Racer | JJ (nauseous_spartan) |
| Race Number | 875 |
| Date | Fri, 13 Mar 2026 12:35:04 |
| Speed |
86 WPM
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| Accuracy | 96.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | bobavfett (3rd place) brighness3 (1st place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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