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Race Result Details |
| Racer | mercy (mercy_13) |
| Race Number | 10561 |
| Date | Sun, 15 Mar 2026 5:00:28 |
| Speed |
77 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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