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Race Result Details |
| Racer | HSS (⌐■_■) (111+) (homo_sapien_district_9) |
| Race Number | 19702 |
| Date | Sat, 13 Dec 2025 0:07:34 |
| Speed |
100 WPM
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| Accuracy | 98.4% |
| Rank | 1st place (out of 4) |
| Opponents | dopesmoker (2nd place) guikenji (3rd place) |
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
— (book)
by Carolyn Wyman
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