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Pit Stop
Racer NO WAR ON IRAN (guppypugs)
Race Number 6959
Date Tue, 21 Oct 2025 0:58:19
Speed 96 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.5%
Rank 2nd place (out of 4)
Opponents darrius_types (4th place) imissmyball123 (3rd place) varmillo (1st place)

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I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
— (game) by Valve (see stats)

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