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typeracer

Pit Stop
Racer fk my shitty keyboard. (captain9_mauna8loa)
Race Number 2921
Date Fri, 20 Feb 2026 20:47:14
Speed 90 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 95.2%
Rank 3rd place (out of 5)
Opponents richivinsky (2nd place) v1ncent (1st place)

Text typed:

Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other) by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor (see stats)

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