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Race Result Details |
| Racer | Ole (acidjesus420) |
| Race Number | 1299 |
| Date | Thu, 5 Mar 2026 22:47:57 |
| Speed |
71 WPM
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| Accuracy | 97.9% |
| Rank | 2nd place (out of 5) |
| Opponents | freedomdazzles (1st place) sgs1096 (3rd place) vansanity (4th place) |
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Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
— (other)
by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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